Socc it to me!

Posted by: DT  :  Category: Crazy Funny

Even though the Fifa World Cup 2018 is several months behind us with France being the new champions
(and Croatia a surprising runner-up!)
the ball still keeps on turning and so does the world of technology.
Flash drives are still flash drives and still come in various shapes and models including soccer flash drives!

Let’s see which teams we can root for.


Well, how about actual soccer player flash drives?



Football Player Memory Sticks

Scoring up to 4GB: Soccer Player Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)


Looks like we can continue the world cup with these.
Who can score the most Gigabytes?
I don’t know but I bet the fastest are the France flash drives, the vainest the Portuguese and the most sensitive the Brazilian.

Don’t believe me?


Well, maybe these will convince you.

Soccer Superstars Memory Sticks

Stick it like Messi or Balotelli : Soccer Stars Flash Drives (@ logox21) or (white logo2)



Once you plug it in, two things can happen with the Neymar flash drive
and – to a certain degree – also with the Cristiano Ronaldo flash drive.
It will either yell “GOAL!” or it will fall right out again, rolling around on the floor and crying foul…
‘Cos sometimes – you know – it can really hurt to get stuck up like that!


If you don’t want to nominate specific soccer players you can also go with robotic football flash drives.


Football Robot Memory Sticks

More Reliable Performance than their Human Counterparts? Soccer Robot Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)



Eh, wait a minute – aren’t soccer players already robots?
Maybe these flash drives are (penalty) spot-on.



If you don’t want to go with players at all you can also put on plain soccer jersey flash drives.


Football Jersey Memory Sticks

Fitting 64GB: Football Jersey Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)



These should be a tight fit – just like it is common these days on soccer players.



Just make sure not to get this type:


Germany Jersey Soccer Memory Stick

Germane to a Computer Game: Germany Soccer Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)


After all, nobodoy wants to be associated with a loser, right?
Not only did Germany make a historical first exit round at the World Cup via defeats by Mexico and South Korea,
it also just failed in the newly installed Nations League.
(And that due to another loser team, the Dutch.
I mean they didn’t even make it to the World Cup, right?)


Then again, you never know when the one on the bottom will be the one on top again -
that can happen real fast especially with soccer!
(No, not what you had in mind you gutter geeks!)



Also, we need balls.


(Again, NO you gutter geeks!)


Soccer Ball Memory Stick

In it for the Count: Soccer Ball Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)


Just like the Goalie and great Titan Oliver Kahn once said.
“Balls….we need balls”


Ah yes – what would football be without the ball(s), right?



Or for that matter, without the foot?



Foot Memory Stick

Here or to Go: Foot Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)


* Footloose – Footloose – kick off your football shoes *
*Footloose – Footloose – come on you Socceroos *
Oops, I digress!


Of course an honorary mention should also go to this guy.



American Football Rugby Memory Stick

64GB Quarterback: American Football Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)



After all, football doesn’t equal football.
Especially when you’re in a country that is like…
secluded from the rest of the world and stuff. ;-)



Speaking of countries…

how about we finish this match with soccer flash drives that carry the national flags?



National Flag Soccer Memory Sticks

Countries having a Ball: National Flag Football Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)


Well, I’m sure there’s a winner here for everyone.


And whatever football memory you bet on you won’t be losing much money with any of these sticks!


…on eBay right now:
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or
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Star Wars: The Storage Wakens

Posted by: DT  :  Category: Crazy Funny

With the new Star Wars Movie coming out (finally a continuation of Episode VI!)
it is time to explore the vast space of Star Wars flash drives.
So in a computer not so far away, may the force get stronger…


First we have the Stormtrooper flash drive.



Stormtrooper Memory Sticks

Stick of the Clones: Stormtrooper Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)


Marching with high speed they bulk up to 32GB under their armor.
They also come as shock, snow and clone troopers -
and If you’re lucky you’ll even find the oddball black stormtrooper.
Or is that space ball? After all, they piloted the TIE fighters.




What if we unmask the Stormtroopers?



Unmasked Stormtroopers Flash Drives

Lurk Skywalker & Hide Solo: Unmasked Stormtrooper Flash Drives (@ logox21) or (white logo2)


Lo and behold, there may be Han Solo or Luke Skywalker underneath!






But let’s change to their normal apparel.



Luke Skywalker Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Jedi Powered: Luke Skywalker Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)


Well, more or less. Whether he’s in his Hoth, black Jedi or pilot outfit -
the Luke Skywalker flash drive can move your data in the blink of an eye.






And so can Han!



Han Solo Memory Stick with lid on & off

Smuggling Files: Han Solo Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)


Unless he’s stuck in that really cool carbonite case.







Maybe Leia can get him out.


Princess Leia Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Runs on Buns: Princess Leia Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)


Yep, there’s even a Princess Leia flash drive disguised as bounty hunter Boushh.
I’d rather go for that skimpy bikini outfit though -
after all, most drives need a slave, right?







Only one thing missing for this gang. Yep, here it is,



Millenium Falcon Memory Stick

gh: Millenium Falcon Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)


Cruising with lightning speed, the Millenium Falcon flash drive has room for 16GB. It is Lucasfilm approved and made out of of pewter, a high qualty alloy of tin, copper and antimony.







Wait….is that a moon?



Death Star Memory Stick

Still a Space Station: Death Star Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)


No, it’s a flash drive, you dummy! It’s just in the shape of the Death Star.
You know what the Death Star is, don’t you?






He lives in it and he’s your master.



Darth Vader Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Disturbance in the Port: Darth Vader Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)


Breathing up to 64GB the Darth Vader flash drive comes in rubber, plastic,
as a Mimobot or even a Plushie. Now that’s dark!




And what if we unmask him?



Darth Vader Anakin Skywalker Memory Sticks

Data, I’m your Father: Anakin Skywalker Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)


Pretty gruesome too, huh?




Speaking of gruesome…
Darth Maul wants in (on it) too.


Darth Maul Memory Stick with lid on & off

No Phantom Space: Darth Maul Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)


Also in rubber or plastic and hauling up to 32GB
the Darth Maul flash drive definitely holds some force in its own right.






But surely he’s no match for this guy.



Yoda Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Backup your Computer wisely you must: Yoda Flash Drive(@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)


To teleport all your data the Yoda flash drive manifests in many forms.
Contemplating up to 64GB the memory with these ones are strong.





Not as smart but definitely hairier is the Chewbacca flash drive.



Chewbacca Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Wookie Docking : Chewbacca Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)



There’s even a limited edition where Chewbacca carries C3-PO on his back.




Equally hairy but even less smart should be the Wampa flash drive.



Wampa Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Data Blocks of Ice : Wampa Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)


But who cares as long as he can crunch the bytes, right?



By the way, the Mimobot drives include charcacter specific wallpapers, icons, screensavers and sounds. Pretty cool I say.



For more Star Wars flash drives stay tuned for Episode II !


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Funny Farm

Posted by: DT  :  Category: Animal Data Feed

Another common theme for unconventional flash drives is animals. Since it’s so widespread I figure we divide them up in several parts. Oops, apologies to any vegetarians if this sounded wrong…


So here’s part 1 on animal flash drives. Welcome to the farm!



Pig Memory Sticks in green, purple, pink and black

Getting piggy with it: Pig Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)


Of course we start with the pig flash drive. It is raised in several breeds, ranging from purple to pink. The fattest pig wallows in 64GB – and not just FAT32. Others can gobble with a speed of 12MB/s. If you want it to be squeaky clean again, just delete the files.




And after your pig leaves the sty, it may turn into this. Oink!



A pig may turn into this...

Bacon Flash Drive(@ black logo ) or (black3)







Next we have the cow flash drive.



Cow Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Port Pasturing: Cow Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)


With the grass greener on the other side of the port, it can ruminate up to 16GB. And it can be milked with 10MB/s. Mooooo!







As for chicken, first we have the rooster flash drive.



Rooster Memory Stick with lid on & off

Chicken Port Byte: Rooster Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)


Crowing up to 16GB with 10MB/s, this stick comes home to boost. Cock-a-doodle-do!






Then we have its foot:




Chicken Foot Memory Stick in & out of laptop

Some Kind of Voodoo: Chicken Foot Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)



And instead of roosting, you could also be roasting.





When the chicken gets roasted

BBQ Chicken Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)







We also have the chicklet flash drive:



Chicklet Memory Sticks in pink and yellow

Counting the Bytes after they’re hatched: Chicklet Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)





And before they were chicken they were…




The Egg before the Chicken?

Egg Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)




Or was it the other way around?






Anyway, let’s visit the sheep.



Sheep Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Cloning Data : Sheep Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)



Up to 8GB can flock to this sheep flash drive. And probably due to its wool it’s even waterproof. Baaa!







And what do we have here?





Donkey Memory Stick in purple

Donkey Work: Donkey Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)


This donkey flash drive can kick around 32GB and may stubbornly hold onto it for 10 years. I guess that’s why they call it donkey’s years. Hee-Haw!







Last but not least there’s animal that is not actually raised on the farm – but it sure likes to hang out there a lot!



Owl Memory Sticks in grey, pink and brown

In & out of the Barn: Owl Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)


This owl flash drive watches over up to 32GB. It even has a write protect switch and can be used night AND day. Hoo-hoo!


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