Socc it to me!
Even though the Fifa World Cup 2018 is several months behind us with France being the new champions
(and Croatia a surprising runner-up!)
the ball still keeps on turning and so does the world of technology.
Flash drives are still flash drives and still come in various shapes and models including soccer flash drives!
Let’s see which teams we can root for.
Well, how about actual soccer player flash drives?
Scoring up to 4GB: Soccer Player Flash Drive (@ 
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Looks like we can continue the world cup with these.
Who can score the most Gigabytes?
I don’t know but I bet the fastest are the France flash drives, the vainest the Portuguese and the most sensitive the Brazilian.
Don’t believe me?
Well, maybe these will convince you.
Stick it like Messi or Balotelli : Soccer Stars Flash Drives (@ ) or ()
Once you plug it in, two things can happen with the Neymar flash drive
and – to a certain degree – also with the Cristiano Ronaldo flash drive.
It will either yell “GOAL!” or it will fall right out again, rolling around on the floor and crying foul…
‘Cos sometimes – you know – it can really hurt to get stuck up like that!
If you don’t want to nominate specific soccer players you can also go with robotic football flash drives.
More Reliable Performance than their Human Counterparts? Soccer Robot Flash Drive (@ 
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Eh, wait a minute – aren’t soccer players already robots?
Maybe these flash drives are (penalty) spot-on.
If you don’t want to go with players at all you can also put on plain soccer jersey flash drives.
Fitting 64GB: Football Jersey Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
These should be a tight fit – just like it is common these days on soccer players.
Just make sure not to get this type:
Germane to a Computer Game: Germany Soccer Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
After all, nobodoy wants to be associated with a loser, right?
Not only did Germany make a historical first exit round at the World Cup via defeats by Mexico and South Korea,
it also just failed in the newly installed Nations League.
(And that due to another loser team, the Dutch.
I mean they didn’t even make it to the World Cup, right?)
Then again, you never know when the one on the bottom will be the one on top again -
that can happen real fast especially with soccer!
(No, not what you had in mind you gutter geeks!)
Also, we need balls.
(Again, NO you gutter geeks!)
In it for the Count: Soccer Ball Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
Just like the Goalie and great Titan Oliver Kahn once said.
“Balls….we need balls”
Ah yes – what would football be without the ball(s), right?
Or for that matter, without the foot?
Here or to Go: Foot Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
* Footloose – Footloose – kick off your football shoes *
*Footloose – Footloose – come on you Socceroos *
Oops, I digress!
Of course an honorary mention should also go to this guy.
64GB Quarterback: American Football Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
After all, football doesn’t equal football.
Especially when you’re in a country that is like…
secluded from the rest of the world and stuff. 
Speaking of countries…
how about we finish this match with soccer flash drives that carry the national flags?
Countries having a Ball: National Flag Football Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
Well, I’m sure there’s a winner here for everyone.
And whatever football memory you bet on you won’t be losing much money with any of these sticks!
…on eBay right now:
[wordbay]usb +(soccer, football)[/wordbay]
or
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