Funny Farm

Posted by: DT  :  Category: Animal Data Feed

Another common theme for unconventional flash drives is animals. Since it’s so widespread I figure we divide them up in several parts. Oops, apologies to any vegetarians if this sounded wrong…

So here’s part 1 on animal flash drives. Welcome to the farm!

Pig Memory Sticks in green, purple, pink and black

Getting piggy with it: Pig Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Of course we start with the pig flash drive. It is raised in several breeds, ranging from purple to pink. The fattest pig wallows in 64GB – and not just FAT32. Others can gobble with a speed of 12MB/s. If you want it to be squeaky clean again, just delete the files.

And after your pig leaves the sty, it may turn into this. Oink!

A pig may turn into this...

Bacon Flash Drive(@ black logo ) or (black3)

Next we have the cow flash drive.

Cow Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Port Pasturing: Cow Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)

With the grass greener on the other side of the port, it can ruminate up to 16GB. And it can be milked with 10MB/s. Mooooo!

As for chicken, first we have the rooster flash drive.

Rooster Memory Stick with lid on & off

Chicken Port Byte: Rooster Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Crowing up to 16GB with 10MB/s, this stick comes home to boost. Cock-a-doodle-do!

Then we have its foot:

Chicken Foot Memory Stick in & out of laptop

Some Kind of Voodoo: Chicken Foot Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

And instead of roosting, you could also be roasting.

When the chicken gets roasted

BBQ Chicken Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

We also have the chicklet flash drive:

Chicklet Memory Sticks in pink and yellow

Counting the Bytes after they’re hatched: Chicklet Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

And before they were chicken they were…

The Egg before the Chicken?

Egg Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

Or was it the other way around?

Anyway, let’s visit the sheep.

Sheep Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Cloning Data : Sheep Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Up to 8GB can flock to this sheep flash drive. And probably due to its wool it’s even waterproof. Baaa!

And what do we have here?

Donkey Memory Stick in purple

Donkey Work: Donkey Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

This donkey flash drive can kick around 32GB and may stubbornly hold onto it for 10 years. I guess that’s why they call it donkey’s years. Hee-Haw!

Last but not least there’s animal that is not actually raised on the farm – but it sure likes to hang out there a lot!

Owl Memory Sticks in grey, pink and brown

In & out of the Barn: Owl Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)

This owl flash drive watches over up to 32GB. It even has a write protect switch and can be used night AND day. Hoo-hoo!

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Merry Memory

Posted by: DT  :  Category: Crazy Funny

Since ‘tis the season let us see if there are any specific Christmas flash drives. You know, ones that don’t just make for great gifts but actually have a Christmas theme. So get your eggnog ready…

At first we can prove that there really is a Santa Claus. Not at the north pole but at the port of your ho-ho-home computer.

5 different Santa Claus Flash Drives: with Sack, flexing, iBear, rejoicing & hugging

Coming to Tower: Santa Claus Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Santa Claus flash drives may hug, wave, flex their muscle, carry a sack or even come as an iBear. Santa can have his belly stuffed with 1 to 16GB and may weigh around 18g. The fastest Santa Claus flash drive flies with 12 MB/s but may even be faster if he has his reindeer to help out.

Reindeer Flash Drive with lid on & off

Dancing, Prancing, Blitzing: Reindeer Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

The reindeer memory stick pulls gifts in a total of 8GB and may even protect them with password wrap. It sports a little bell on his leash and a big red nose which more than likely contains the LED. This USB reindeer has grown up to be 62 x 30 x 14 mm and has been bred as a Super Talent Flash Drive.

A breed of another kind is the Christmas tree flash drive.

Two Christmas Tree Flash Drives with trunk lid on & off

Evergear: Christmas Tree Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Not only is it decorated by itself with baubles and tinsel but it also serves as a practical ornament for your computer. And that without losing any fir needles or cones. The Christmas tree flash drive has a weight of 22g but can be reduced when the tree trunk is lifted as the USB interface cap. Likewise it may gain weight by attaching a key ring through the hole of the star top.

On to our next Christmas surprise. Aside from Santa’s gang and a tree what else is a must have for the Holidays? Of course, Christmas stockings.

2 Christmas Stocking Flash Drives, one retractable & one with cap

To stuff and be stuffed: Christmas Stocking Flash Drive (@ logox21)

or (white logo2)

Instead of hanging by your chimney they only look like one while they sock it to your computer with 1-4GB. They’re stuffed with password and partitioning support and – no surprise there – they’re bootable. More of a surprise though is the retractable USB connector. However there’s also a cap variety.

Now we move away from the warm and cozy Christmas interior and see what’s outside in the snowy, enchanting landscape.

Snowman flash drives!

Four Snowman Flash Drives: Red Hat (2 types), Blue Hat & Black Hat

Merry Men: Snowman Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

In the true tradition of creative snowmen building these too stand in different forms and sizes. They may have scarves, red, black or blue hats and consist of 2-8GB of snow. Of course you have to watch that they don’t melt while sitting in your USB port but usually they enjoy getting a break from the cold.

Frolicking around beside the rather static snowmen is the USB Christmas dog.

Snowdog Flash Drive with head lid on & off

Jolly Good Fellow: Snowdog Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

It has a red Santa hat and looks a little bit like Snoopy. While this Snowdog may not be as frolicky as the Humping Dog Flash Drive it can definitely hold its own territory with a range of 2 to 8GB. And it sure makes a great companion to USB Santa Claus.

Back to a more static winter figure we have the Santa Penguin.

Santa Penguin Flash Drive with head lid on & off

Frostbytes: Santa Penguin Flash Drive (@ logox21)

or (white logo2)

With a movable head to reveal the USB connector and a Christmas tree carry strap, this Penguin flash drive merrily joins the 2-8GB family.

Last but not least, there are plenty of custom Christmas flash drives available that don’t come in the shape of a particular figure but with a holiday theme imprinted.

Various Christmas labelled Flash Drives: Snowman, Santa Claus, Candles, Wreath, Bells, Crip, Christmas Tree, Santa with Sleigh, snowed in House, Christmas Carol movie

Xmas themes aplenty: Christmas Flash Drives (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

There are slim card flash drives with wreaths, Santa Claus, jingle bells and nativity scenes. There are also regular shapes showing Christmas trees, a romantic snowed in house and Santa with his reindeer sleigh.

Well, unless you want to be a scrooge, these Christmas flash drives are wonderful gifts to your loved ones and their computers. Whether a Snowman or Santa himself, they all can be considered diligent little helpers, even elfin. And that’s no humbug!

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Veggie Love

Posted by: DT  :  Category: Eat & Write

Ok – time to bring this blog back from its slumber! And what would be more suitable to liven up the energy than vegetable flash drives? Yep, even though we already covered quite a bunch of produce, let’s chew on some more juicy USB sticks. Like grandma would say, one can never have enough greens, right?

Let’s start our USB salad with some carrot flash drive.

Carrot Memory Stick with & without lid

The Carrot & The Stick: Carrot Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

You can dangle it from your keychain or plant it into your USB port – rewarding your computer with lots of data-carotenes and vitamin GBs!

But enough of this agent orange. Next we’ll go more green.

Cucumber Memory Stick with & without lid

As cool: Cucumber Flash Drive(@ black logo ) or (black3)

This cucumber flash drive can pickle up to 8GB of data without going sour.

While we’re on pickles, the next one doesn’t hold any data at all – but it sure shines a light on it!

USB Pickle Light in packaging & plugged in

Giving the Green Light: USB Pickle (@ black logo ) or (black3)

But back to our salad. How about we toss in some cool beans?

Bean Memory Sticks with & without lid

Count me in: Bean Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Actually they can get quite warm, especially when they’re full and digesting 16GB of storage. I wonder: Would MISTER Bean use a bean flash drive?

Anyhow, next we could do with some mushroom.

Mushroom Memory Sticks in Green, Red & Brown

Dots on the I: Mushroom Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

Ok, ok, this may not be the edible type – but surely your computer could need a high? At least once in a while? Or maybe just good luck? Ingeniously, the cap is right under the cap and with 32GB, this mushroom flash drive adds some valuable protein to our salad.

However, if that’s not enough for you protein lovers out there we can also add some egg.

Egg Memory Stick with & without lid

In Your Face: Egg Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

While it may have its funny side up we should be careful not to fry it. With standard USB speed and storage, there’s no mystery to the computer egg – unless you choose to add some encryption software.

While we’re talking egg flash drive, how about we also take eggplant?

Eggplant Memory Stick with & without lid

Keeping in Shape : Eggplant Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

This one also comes as a hub which could bring some order to our data salad.

To round it off, we could also add some USB Corn, Cabbage and Peppers.

Of course we could also make other types of salad. Can you say peas?

Pea USB Hub for Memory Sticks

Smoking Pod: Pea USB Hub (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

Or potato flash drive?

Mr. & Mrs. Potato Memory Stick in front & rear view

All in the Head: Potato Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)

Actually these are Mr. and Mrs. Potato from Toy Story. They would probably protest to be mashed into a salad.

How about pumpkin?

Pumpkin Memory Stick with & without lid

Trick & Treat: Pumpkin Flash Drive (@ black logo) or (black3)

Of course a pumpkin flash drive also makes for a great Halloween gadget.

And last but not least, peanuts!

Peanut Memory Stick with & without lid

Crunching Files: Peanut Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

Im not sure if there is such a thing as a peanut salad but I’m sure we can work something out with its butter. Either way, you better ensure that your computer isn’t allergic to these peanut flash drives as they can grow to a size of 16GB.

And for those of you who can’t stomach a salad without any meat, just top it off with Bacon, Chicken and Beef Flash Drives. Bon apetite!

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