Star Wars: The Storage Wakens

Posted by: DT  :  Category: Crazy Funny

With the new Star Wars Movie coming out (finally a continuation of Episode VI!)
it is time to explore the vast space of Star Wars flash drives.
So in a computer not so far away, may the force get stronger…

First we have the Stormtrooper flash drive.

Stormtrooper Memory Sticks

Stick of the Clones: Stormtrooper Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Marching with high speed they bulk up to 32GB under their armor.
They also come as shock, snow and clone troopers -
and If you’re lucky you’ll even find the oddball black stormtrooper.
Or is that space ball? After all, they piloted the TIE fighters.

What if we unmask the Stormtroopers?

Unmasked Stormtroopers Flash Drives

Lurk Skywalker & Hide Solo: Unmasked Stormtrooper Flash Drives (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Lo and behold, there may be Han Solo or Luke Skywalker underneath!

But let’s change to their normal apparel.

Luke Skywalker Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Jedi Powered: Luke Skywalker Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)

Well, more or less. Whether he’s in his Hoth, black Jedi or pilot outfit -
the Luke Skywalker flash drive can move your data in the blink of an eye.

And so can Han!

Han Solo Memory Stick with lid on & off

Smuggling Files: Han Solo Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)

Unless he’s stuck in that really cool carbonite case.

Maybe Leia can get him out.

Princess Leia Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Runs on Buns: Princess Leia Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)

Yep, there’s even a Princess Leia flash drive disguised as bounty hunter Boushh.
I’d rather go for that skimpy bikini outfit though -
after all, most drives need a slave, right?

Only one thing missing for this gang. Yep, here it is,

Millenium Falcon Memory Stick

gh: Millenium Falcon Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)

Cruising with lightning speed, the Millenium Falcon flash drive has room for 16GB. It is Lucasfilm approved and made out of of pewter, a high qualty alloy of tin, copper and antimony.

Wait….is that a moon?

Death Star Memory Stick

Still a Space Station: Death Star Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)

No, it’s a flash drive, you dummy! It’s just in the shape of the Death Star.
You know what the Death Star is, don’t you?

He lives in it and he’s your master.

Darth Vader Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Disturbance in the Port: Darth Vader Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)

Breathing up to 64GB the Darth Vader flash drive comes in rubber, plastic,
as a Mimobot or even a Plushie. Now that’s dark!

And what if we unmask him?

Darth Vader Anakin Skywalker Memory Sticks

Data, I’m your Father: Anakin Skywalker Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Pretty gruesome too, huh?

Speaking of gruesome…
Darth Maul wants in (on it) too.

Darth Maul Memory Stick with lid on & off

No Phantom Space: Darth Maul Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Also in rubber or plastic and hauling up to 32GB
the Darth Maul flash drive definitely holds some force in its own right.

But surely he’s no match for this guy.

Yoda Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Backup your Computer wisely you must: Yoda Flash Drive(@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

To teleport all your data the Yoda flash drive manifests in many forms.
Contemplating up to 64GB the memory with these ones are strong.

Not as smart but definitely hairier is the Chewbacca flash drive.

Chewbacca Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Wookie Docking : Chewbacca Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

There’s even a limited edition where Chewbacca carries C3-PO on his back.

Equally hairy but even less smart should be the Wampa flash drive.

Wampa Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Data Blocks of Ice : Wampa Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

But who cares as long as he can crunch the bytes, right?

By the way, the Mimobot drives include charcacter specific wallpapers, icons, screensavers and sounds. Pretty cool I say.

For more Star Wars flash drives stay tuned for Episode II !

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Funny Farm

Posted by: DT  :  Category: Animal Data Feed

Another common theme for unconventional flash drives is animals. Since it’s so widespread I figure we divide them up in several parts. Oops, apologies to any vegetarians if this sounded wrong…

So here’s part 1 on animal flash drives. Welcome to the farm!

Pig Memory Sticks in green, purple, pink and black

Getting piggy with it: Pig Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Of course we start with the pig flash drive. It is raised in several breeds, ranging from purple to pink. The fattest pig wallows in 64GB – and not just FAT32. Others can gobble with a speed of 12MB/s. If you want it to be squeaky clean again, just delete the files.

And after your pig leaves the sty, it may turn into this. Oink!

A pig may turn into this...

Bacon Flash Drive(@ black logo ) or (black3)

Next we have the cow flash drive.

Cow Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Port Pasturing: Cow Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)

With the grass greener on the other side of the port, it can ruminate up to 16GB. And it can be milked with 10MB/s. Mooooo!

As for chicken, first we have the rooster flash drive.

Rooster Memory Stick with lid on & off

Chicken Port Byte: Rooster Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Crowing up to 16GB with 10MB/s, this stick comes home to boost. Cock-a-doodle-do!

Then we have its foot:

Chicken Foot Memory Stick in & out of laptop

Some Kind of Voodoo: Chicken Foot Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

And instead of roosting, you could also be roasting.

When the chicken gets roasted

BBQ Chicken Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

We also have the chicklet flash drive:

Chicklet Memory Sticks in pink and yellow

Counting the Bytes after they’re hatched: Chicklet Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

And before they were chicken they were…

The Egg before the Chicken?

Egg Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

Or was it the other way around?

Anyway, let’s visit the sheep.

Sheep Memory Sticks with lid on & off

Cloning Data : Sheep Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Up to 8GB can flock to this sheep flash drive. And probably due to its wool it’s even waterproof. Baaa!

And what do we have here?

Donkey Memory Stick in purple

Donkey Work: Donkey Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

This donkey flash drive can kick around 32GB and may stubbornly hold onto it for 10 years. I guess that’s why they call it donkey’s years. Hee-Haw!

Last but not least there’s animal that is not actually raised on the farm – but it sure likes to hang out there a lot!

Owl Memory Sticks in grey, pink and brown

In & out of the Barn: Owl Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)

This owl flash drive watches over up to 32GB. It even has a write protect switch and can be used night AND day. Hoo-hoo!

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Veggie Love

Posted by: DT  :  Category: Eat & Write

Ok – time to bring this blog back from its slumber! And what would be more suitable to liven up the energy than vegetable flash drives? Yep, even though we already covered quite a bunch of produce, let’s chew on some more juicy USB sticks. Like grandma would say, one can never have enough greens, right?

Let’s start our USB salad with some carrot flash drive.

Carrot Memory Stick with & without lid

The Carrot & The Stick: Carrot Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

You can dangle it from your keychain or plant it into your USB port – rewarding your computer with lots of data-carotenes and vitamin GBs!

But enough of this agent orange. Next we’ll go more green.

Cucumber Memory Stick with & without lid

As cool: Cucumber Flash Drive(@ black logo ) or (black3)

This cucumber flash drive can pickle up to 8GB of data without going sour.

While we’re on pickles, the next one doesn’t hold any data at all – but it sure shines a light on it!

USB Pickle Light in packaging & plugged in

Giving the Green Light: USB Pickle (@ black logo ) or (black3)

But back to our salad. How about we toss in some cool beans?

Bean Memory Sticks with & without lid

Count me in: Bean Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Actually they can get quite warm, especially when they’re full and digesting 16GB of storage. I wonder: Would MISTER Bean use a bean flash drive?

Anyhow, next we could do with some mushroom.

Mushroom Memory Sticks in Green, Red & Brown

Dots on the I: Mushroom Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

Ok, ok, this may not be the edible type – but surely your computer could need a high? At least once in a while? Or maybe just good luck? Ingeniously, the cap is right under the cap and with 32GB, this mushroom flash drive adds some valuable protein to our salad.

However, if that’s not enough for you protein lovers out there we can also add some egg.

Egg Memory Stick with & without lid

In Your Face: Egg Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

While it may have its funny side up we should be careful not to fry it. With standard USB speed and storage, there’s no mystery to the computer egg – unless you choose to add some encryption software.

While we’re talking egg flash drive, how about we also take eggplant?

Eggplant Memory Stick with & without lid

Keeping in Shape : Eggplant Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

This one also comes as a hub which could bring some order to our data salad.

To round it off, we could also add some USB Corn, Cabbage and Peppers.

Of course we could also make other types of salad. Can you say peas?

Pea USB Hub for Memory Sticks

Smoking Pod: Pea USB Hub (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

Or potato flash drive?

Mr. & Mrs. Potato Memory Stick in front & rear view

All in the Head: Potato Flash Drive (@ black logo ) or (black3)

Actually these are Mr. and Mrs. Potato from Toy Story. They would probably protest to be mashed into a salad.

How about pumpkin?

Pumpkin Memory Stick with & without lid

Trick & Treat: Pumpkin Flash Drive (@ black logo) or (black3)

Of course a pumpkin flash drive also makes for a great Halloween gadget.

And last but not least, peanuts!

Peanut Memory Stick with & without lid

Crunching Files: Peanut Flash Drive (@ logox21 ) or (white logo2)

Im not sure if there is such a thing as a peanut salad but I’m sure we can work something out with its butter. Either way, you better ensure that your computer isn’t allergic to these peanut flash drives as they can grow to a size of 16GB.

And for those of you who can’t stomach a salad without any meat, just top it off with Bacon, Chicken and Beef Flash Drives. Bon apetite!

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Other food flash drives:

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