Skeleton Keys

Posted by: DT  :  Category: Crazy Funny

Are you a geek with a morbid fascination? Do you like to conjure up some Halloween or Dias De Los Muertos on your computer? Then let me dig up some skeleton flash drives for your examination.

First from the Mimobot series, we have the RayD80 skeleton memory stick.

RayD80 Mimobot Skeleton Memory Stick, from front and back

Mimobot Skeleton Flash Drives (@ black logo)

or (black3)

This freaky character from Planet Blõôh comes with desktop extras, an issue of mimoZine magazine and character sound bytes when plugging in or out. The RayD80 has a bone load of 1-8GB and a limited release of 2000.

Closer to home and more for the medicinal nerd, we also have human skeletons.

Skeleton Memory Stick depicting the human anatomy

In shape: Oval Skeleton Flash Drive (@ logox21)

or (white logo2)

With an anatomy of 2GB this skeleton memory stick can easily prove to be the backbone of your file system. And if your real one hurts sitting in that computer chair, you can take a look at the image and impress your doctor the following day.

If you like your USB key more “decapacitated” however – without sacrificing any GBs – you should check out these skull flash drives. They come in many forms:


Human Skull Memory Stick with slightly opened Mouth revealing USB connector

Macabre memory: Skull Flash Drive (@ black logo)

or (black3)

…with blood or red candle wax (?)…

Elongated Skull Memory Stick with Candle Wax

…as custom images…

4 Memory Sticks with Custom Skull Images

Selection of Customized Skull Flash Drives (@ logox21)

or (white logo2)


A variety of 3 Skull Memory Stick Pendants

Skull Pendant Flash Drives (@ black logo) or (black3)

…or rings.

Skull Memory Stick Rings in Silver, Black, Pink, Gold and Turquoise

Skull Ring Flash Drives (@ black logo) or (black3)

Imagine holding such a skull in your hand Hamlet-style, asking it: Where are your flashes of memory? Followed by an almost-answer pondering: To usb or not to usb? That is the question…

A little less dramatic and grotesque we dig on to find dog bone flash drives.

Dog Bone Memory Sticks in Black and White

On the cuter side of life: Doggy Bone Flash Drives (@ logox21)

or (white logo2)

With a capacity of up to 8GB you can smoothly transplant the marrow of your data with them. And how nice it is to plug a bone instead of picking one with your neighbor.

If you tell me however you’d rather like your bones buried (and maybe your neighbor too) then I have something for you also. Coffin flash drives!

2 Coffin Memory Sticks, one Skull & Bones and one with Snake

With this I rest my case: Coffin Flash Drives by Jason’s Creations (check black logo)

or (black3)

Up to 2 GB can be laid to rest or turned over in these caskets. Hopefully with no grave errors…

Unfortunately, some of these skeleton flash drives are pretty rare to find. I guess they just don’t like to come out of the closet. And lets face it, it’s doubtful that USB skeleton keys will open many doors for you. One thing is sure though: Your computer will meet death in a positive way.

…on eBay right now:
[wordbay](skull,skeleton,coffin,casket,skelett,totenkopf) +(usb,realistic) -(penguin,panda,dinosaur,elephant,memory stick,t-shirt,case)[/wordbay]

Click here to find more Skeleton Flash Drives

More crazy funny memory sticks:

FoodsHumping DogsHello Kitty - Tree Flash DrivesChainsawsGuitars -
SpongeBob Squarepants -
Syringes Christmas Flash DrivesBricksPurses -
Wooden Other Funny Memory Sticks

11 Responses to “Skeleton Keys”

  1. Deca Says:

    Nice flash drive

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  2. Jordan @ Home Theater Seating HQ Says:

    Very cool flash drives.

  3. wilkesy Says:

    These drives are awesome!

  4. Sally @ San Antonio Senior Portrait Photographer Says:

    These drives are really unique.

  5. MissSapphire Says:

    These would be perfect for a chopper rider… or something like this. Anyway, they look funny!
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  6. Sara from san antonio senior portrait photographer Says:

    The oval skeleton flash drive is great. Unique designs.

  7. Karl @ portrait photography san diego Says:

    So cool flash drives. I want any of the skull drives… :)

  8. Sarah @ Lauren Clark Photography Says:

    Hippie USB flash drives. This might be cool for the teenagers.

  9. natalie @ Northwest Shooters Supply Says:

    I like this post! its cool, the USB flash drive is so cute and unique designs…

  10. sajid Says:

    wao! i wish i could purchase it :(

  11. stephen @ audio installer Says:

    This is so cute and nice. How I wish I could have this kind of flash drive. I can’t sleep thinking on how can I get one of these. huhu

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