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Halloween Rotation: October 8, 2011

Vroom! Vroom! From the cutting edge of entertainment technology, here’s the chainsaw flash drive.

One Sharp Gadget: Chainsaw Memory Stick (@ )

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Initially released with the recent Asian limited edition of Resident Evil 5, it now is available as a single item. In case you’re among the ignorant alive, Resident Evil is a computer game series where you slay zombies and they slay you. With chainsaws. Hence this memory stick.

Fueled with 2GB, the actual chainsaw flash drive is in the blood stained blade and can be stored in the equally blood stained engine. Although ideal to store saved games from Resident Evil, one can pretty much saw any file logs or byte blocks. Maybe you can even raise your computer from the dead and put back some order to an unholy data massacre. I’m sure especially Voodo PCs and equpiment will appreciate this zombie themed memory stick.

Promo Package:
Making Of Resident Evil 5 DVD + Chainsaw Flash Drive (@ )

So presenting no bio-hazard, we see this USB chainsaw turning into a Resident Data Retrieval. If it’s still too gory for you though there’s also some harmless looking drives available, customized with Resident Evil images.

Custom Resident Evil Flash Drive (@ )

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Now I’m just wondering when we will see an actual zombie flash drive released. Maybe one where you can take off the head or an arm to reveal the USB connector. Oh well, maybe with Resident Evil 6.

In the meantime…

…these Animated Zombies…

Thriller in the Home: Moving Zombie Props (@ ) or ()

…or these Garden Zombies…

Spooky Garden Variety: Yard Zombie Props (@ ) or ()

…will have to do. I’m sure either one of these make for a nice finding in your backyard instead of some lame easter eggs. Wouldn’t you say?

Well, I leave you with a few zombie rhymes.
You know, like “What do zombies eat? BRAAAAAAAAINS.”
But let’s make them computer specific, OK?
“What motherboard do zombies prefer? MAAAAAAAAIN.”
“Which web design do they like the most? HTML FRAAAAAAAAMES.”
“Whats a zombies’s favorite data arrangement? ARAAAAAAAAY.”
“What do they like to do on PCs? PLAAAAAAAAY GAAAAAAAAMES.”
(Especially Resident Evil)
Ok, let’s hear your own!

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More crazy funny flash drives:

Foods – USB Humping Dog – Twigs – Hello Kitty – Syringes - Skeletons – Guitars – Handbag Flash Drive – SpongeBob Squarepants – Bricks – Other USB Fun - Wooden Flash Drive – Christmas

Christmas Rotation: Reposted November 24, 2011

Since ‘tis the season let us see if there are any specific Christmas flash drives. You know, ones that don’t just make for great gifts but actually have a Christmas theme. So get your eggnog ready…

At first we can prove that there really is a Santa Claus. Not at the north pole but at the port of your ho-ho-home computer.

Coming to Tower: Santa Claus Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

Santa Claus flash drives may hug, wave, flex their muscle, carry a sack or even come as an iBear. Santa can have his belly stuffed with 1 to 16GB and may weigh around 18g. The fastest Santa Claus flash drive flies with 12 MB/s but may even be faster if he has his reindeer to help out.

Dancing, Prancing, Blitzing: Reindeer Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

The reindeer memory stick pulls gifts in a total of 8GB and may even protect them with password wrap. It sports a little bell on his leash and a big red nose which more than likely contains the LED. This USB reindeer has grown up to be 62 x 30 x 14 mm and has been bred as a Super Talent Flash Drive.

A breed of another kind is the Christmas tree flash drive.

Evergear: Christmas Tree Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

Not only is it decorated by itself with baubles and tinsel but it also serves as a practical ornament for your computer. And that without losing any fir needles or cones. The Christmas tree flash drive has a weight of 22g but can be reduced when the tree trunk is lifted as the USB interface cap. Likewise it may gain weight by attaching a key ring through the hole of the star top.

On to our next Christmas surprise. Aside from Santa’s gang and a tree what else is a must have for the Holidays? Of course, Christmas stockings.

To stuff and be stuffed: Christmas Stocking Flash Drive (@ )

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Instead of hanging by your chimney they only look like one while they sock it to your computer with 1-4GB. They’re stuffed with password and partitioning support and – no surprise there – they’re bootable. More of a surprise though is the retractable USB connector. However there’s also a cap variety.

Now we move away from the warm and cozy Christmas interior and see what’s outside in the snowy, enchanting landscape.

Snowman flash drives!

Merry Men: Snowman Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

In the true tradition of creative snowmen building these too stand in different forms and sizes. They may have scarves, red, black or blue hats and consist of 2-8GB of snow. Of course you have to watch that they don’t melt while sitting in your USB port but usually they enjoy getting a break from the cold.

Frolicking around beside the rather static snowmen is the USB Christmas dog.

Jolly Good Fellow: Snowdog Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

It has a red Santa hat and looks a little bit like Snoopy. While this Snowdog may not be as frolicky as the Humping Dog Flash Drive it can definitely hold its own territory with a range of 2 to 8GB. And it sure makes a great companion to USB Santa Claus.

Back to a more static winter figure we have the Santa Penguin.

Frostbytes: Santa Penguin Flash Drive (@ )

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With a movable head to reveal the USB connector and a Christmas tree carry strap, this Penguin flash drive merrily joins the 2-8GB family.

Last but not least, there are plenty of custom Christmas flash drives available that don’t come in the shape of a particular figure but with a holiday theme imprinted.

Xmas themes aplenty: Christmas Flash Drives (@ ) or ()

There are slim card flash drives with wreaths, Santa Claus, jingle bells and nativity scenes. There are also regular shapes showing Christmas trees, a romantic snowed in house and Santa with his reindeer sleigh.

Well, unless you want to be a scrooge, these Christmas flash drives are wonderful gifts to your loved ones and their computers. Whether a Snowman or Santa himself, they all can be considered diligent little helpers, even elfin. And that’s no humbug!

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Find more crazy funny memory sticks:

Foods – Humping Dogs – Bone Flash Drives - Hello Kitty – SpongeBob Squarepants – Chainsaw Flash Drives – Trees – Syringes – Patriotic – Brick – Wooden – Purses - Other Memory Stick Fun

Updated: June 1, 2010 (see USB Rocky Flash Drives)

Here’s to more funny flash drives.

How about a kissing octopus? First, you suck out the data…

And then you share it!

Cute Coupling: Kissing Octopus Flash Drives (@ )

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Or how about an actual finger thumb drive?

This Thumbnail needs sticked, not clicked: Finger Flash Drive (@ )

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Wouldn’t it be funny if you could this one to fool biometric fingerprinting on a secure memory stick?

And while we’re speaking of “detached” things: Another flash drive that could easily fool is this cut off USB cable – not just people but maybe your computer too.

Hacked: Broken USB Cable Flash Drive (@ )

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One that would manage to accidentally hack off a cable and still trip over it is the following character.

Hopefully less clumsy: Mr.Bean Flash Drive (@ )

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Yes, there’s even a Mr.Bean memory stick.

And speaking of fictional characters, here is one that’s clumsy in words but tough in physique:

Rocky!

In The Byte Of The Tiger: Rocky USB Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

This so called Crunching Rocky flash drive is eager to work out the flash. Unfortunately it can’t succeed because it’s purely a gag gift – in other words it has no memory capacity which kinda stays true to the Rocky character. In other words, he’s knocked out of Megabytes. The same goes for his opponents…

Pumping around: Apollo & Mr.T Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

…of which there are: Mr.T and Apollo. Yo Adrian, which one of these gadgets on steroids would win the match of sit-ups? Yo Rocky, if you enter the related Humping Dog Flash Drives, probably none of them.

Well, I hope you enjoyed these. Keep an eye on this site and you may be surprised what you’ll find.

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Find more crazy funny flash drives:

Foods – Humping Dogs – Skeleton & Bones - Hello Kitty Flash Drives – Chainsaws – SpongeBob Squarepants – Twigs & Trees – Syringes – Christmas – Bricks – Handbags – Wooden