DT´s Flash Drive Blog

Updated: June 1, 2010 (see USB Rocky Flash Drives)

Here’s to more funny flash drives.

How about a kissing octopus? First, you suck out the data…

And then you share it!

Cute Coupling: Kissing Octopus Flash Drives (@ )

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Or how about an actual finger thumb drive?

This Thumbnail needs sticked, not clicked: Finger Flash Drive (@ )

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Wouldn’t it be funny if you could this one to fool biometric fingerprinting on a secure memory stick?

And while we’re speaking of “detached” things: Another flash drive that could easily fool is this cut off USB cable – not just people but maybe your computer too.

Hacked: Broken USB Cable Flash Drive (@ )

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One that would manage to accidentally hack off a cable and still trip over it is the following character.

Hopefully less clumsy: Mr.Bean Flash Drive (@ )

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Yes, there’s even a Mr.Bean memory stick.

And speaking of fictional characters, here is one that’s clumsy in words but tough in physique:

Rocky!

In The Byte Of The Tiger: Rocky USB Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

This so called Crunching Rocky flash drive is eager to work out the flash. Unfortunately it can’t succeed because it’s purely a gag gift – in other words it has no memory capacity which kinda stays true to the Rocky character. In other words, he’s knocked out of Megabytes. The same goes for his opponents…

Pumping around: Apollo & Mr.T Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

…of which there are: Mr.T and Apollo. Yo Adrian, which one of these gadgets on steroids would win the match of sit-ups? Yo Rocky, if you enter the related Humping Dog Flash Drives, probably none of them.

Well, I hope you enjoyed these. Keep an eye on this site and you may be surprised what you’ll find.

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With all this craziness still going on about SpongeBob Squarepants, even after 10 years (yes – its really been that long), its almost a duty to show off SpongeBob computer gadgets. Well, for us xx-year old kids anyway. Either because we want to keep up with the real kids and impress them as being hip, or because we want to annoy the heck out of our co-workers. Let’s see what we can fish out of bikini bottom!

Not much of a surprise, we first have the SpongeBob flash drive dangling from the pole (more like a carrying strap ):

Absorbing Data: USB SpongeBob Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

With up to 64GB, this sponge on a stick can soak up a lot of files and definitely wears the pants. It doesn’t wear a cap though as the USB plug is rotative, controlled by a very cool spinning button. And the drive itself can be spun too, so be careful not to get hypnotized.

The SpongBob flash drive is square as it should be and shows either a smiling or laughing face. It can be set with password protection, partitioning and even as a booting disk. An LED on the side indicates whether Squarepants is busy turning data patties or sleeping in his pineapple. And for the fast talker SpongBob is, the higher capacity models can wring out a transfer speed of unreachable-for-Gary-the-Snail 35MB/s. That’s pretty amazing for any USB memory – but hey, Squarepants is known for breaking records (and other things for that matter).

You may also be lucky and find SpongeBob flash drives with custom labels:

More to absorb: Custom SpongeBob Memory Sticks (@ ) or ()

But wait…

…where’s Patrick?

Oh, here he is!

Unfortunately this Patrick flash drive isn’t distributed and is “only” the ingenious work of gadget hacker Alan Parekh. Barnacles!

What is being marketed however are various other SpongeBob computer items. Such as…

…digital cameras…

Say Cheese: SpongeBob Camera (@ ) or ()

…SpongeBob mousepads…

Krabby Paddies: SpongeBob Mousepads (@ ) or ()

…with the appropriate mouse…

Navigating the C: SpongeBob Computer Mouse (@ ) or ()

…and of course, PC games:

Play it cool: SpongeBob Computer Games (@ ) or ()

The biggest catch however is the actual SpongeBob computer:

Learning with Fun: SpongeBob Computer (@ ) or ()

Actually it’s a learning laptop that teaches words, spelling, maths etc. in a really fun way. Best of all, it features SpongeBob’s real voice. And how’s that for a mouse – a Krabby Patty burger!

However, if you want a “real” SpongeBob computer you can easily make one yourself. All you need is…

…a SpongeBob laptop skin…

Colorful & nonporous: SpongeBob Computer Skins (@ ) or ()

…matching keyboard stickers…

Sticking up for Squarepants: SpongeBob Keyboard Letters (@ ) or ()

…or the SpongeBob keyboard itself.

Nautical Sense: SpongeBob Computer Keyboard (@ ) or ()

And to square it all up you can make it portable with a SpongeBob laptop carry case!

Put into shipshape: SpongeBob Laptop Carry Cases (@ ) or ()

Say what you will, but with all these cool SpongeBob computer gadgets there is no excuse for a gray and boring office room. So let’s bring on the party and no Squidward or Plankton will be able to spoil it!

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Since ‘tis the season let us see if there are any specific Christmas flash drives. You know, ones that don’t just make for great gifts but actually have a Christmas theme. So get your eggnog ready…

At first we can prove that there really is a Santa Claus. Not at the north pole but at the port of your ho-ho-home computer.

Coming to Tower: Santa Claus Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

Santa Claus flash drives may hug, wave, flex their muscle, carry a sack or even come as an iBear. Santa can have his belly stuffed with 1 to 16GB and may weigh around 18g. The fastest Santa Claus flash drive flies with 12 MB/s but may even be faster if he has his reindeer to help out.

Dancing, Prancing, Blitzing: Reindeer Flash Drive (@ )

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The reindeer memory stick pulls gifts in a total of 8GB and may even protect them with password wrap. It sports a little bell on his leash and a big red nose which more than likely contains the LED. This USB reindeer has grown up to be 62 x 30 x 14 mm and has been bred as a Super Talent Flash Drive.

A breed of another kind is the Christmas tree flash drive.

Evergear: Christmas Tree Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

Not only is it decorated by itself with baubles and tinsel but it also serves as a practical ornament for your computer. And that without losing any fir needles or cones. The Christmas tree flash drive has a weight of 22g but can be reduced when the tree trunk is lifted as the USB interface cap. Likewise it may gain weight by attaching a key ring through the hole of the star top.

On to our next Christmas surprise. Aside from Santa’s gang and a tree what else is a must have for the Holidays? Of course, Christmas stockings.

To stuff and be stuffed: Christmas Stocking Flash Drive (@ )

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Instead of hanging by your chimney they only look like one while they sock it to your computer with 1-4GB. They’re stuffed with password and partitioning support and – no surprise there – they’re bootable. More of a surprise though is the retractable USB connector. However there’s also a cap variety.

Now we move away from the warm and cozy Christmas interior and see what’s outside in the snowy, enchanting landscape.

Snowman flash drives!

Merry Men: Snowman Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

In the true tradition of creative snowmen building these too stand in different forms and sizes.
They may have scarves, red, black or blue hats and consist of 2-8GB of snow. Of course you have to watch that they don’t melt while sitting in your USB port but usually they enjoy getting a break from the cold.

Frolicking around beside the rather static snowmen is the USB Christmas dog.

Jolly Good Fellow: Snowdog Flash Drive (@ ) or ()

It has a red Santa hat and looks a little bit like Snoopy. While this Snowdog may not be as frolicky as the Humping Dog Flash Drive it can definitely hold its own territory with a range of 2 to 8GB. And it sure makes a great companion to USB Santa Claus.

Back to a more static winter figure we have the Santa Penguin.

Frostbytes: Santa Penguin Flash Drive (@ )

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With a movable head to reveal the USB connector and a Christmas tree carry strap, this Penguin flash drive merrily joins the 2-8GB family.

Last but not least, there are plenty of custom Christmas flash drives available that don’t come in the shape of a particular figure but with a holiday theme imprinted.

Xmas themes aplenty: Christmas Flash Drives (@ ) or ()

There are slim card flash drives with wreaths, Santa Claus, jingle bells and nativity scenes. There are also regular shapes showing Christmas trees, a romantic snowed in house and Santa with his reindeer sleigh.

Well, unless you want to be a scrooge these Christmas flash drives are wonderful gifts to your loved ones and their computers. Whether a Snowman or Santa himself, they all can be considered diligent little helpers, even elfin. And that’s no humbug!

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