Humping Around
Like they say, dogs stick with you no matter what.
And they’re also known to shag a lot. Humping dog flash drives for instance have an affinity for computers.
Quite shaggy: USB Humping Beagle (@ )
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They don’t make great watchdogs but they make great dogs to be watched. Because when you plug them in they actually do…well, the moving. And luckily for your computer it doesn’t have to be in one boring position only – because humping dog memory sticks are quite flexible.
So if your machine likes it fast – how about a Husky?
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No? Well, maybe your laptop actually likes it spotty.
Then why don’t you go for the Dalmatian flash drive?
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Here you can see him in action:
Ah I see, you’re computer is more the exotic type. Then maybe a Shiba would do?
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Ohhhh, that’s all not rough enough? Well, there’s also Rottweilers and Dobermans!
USB Humping Rottweiler & Doberman (@ )
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If you can’t decide at all, how about all of them. There certainly wouldn’t be any complaint about monotony then or would there? One could actually set up a competition to see which breed sticks it out the longest. (*ahem*)
Unfortunately or fortunately, USB humping dogs don’t actually engage in data procreation because they have no memory inside. So they’re only for shags ‘n’ giggles. But you know how quickly that can get out of hand, right? So when setting these jolly flash drives free it may be a good idea to put a warning sign at the front of your workplace or house: Beware of the dog!
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October 27th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
If only they did a Dogue de Bordeaux or Cane Corso version, I would buy one for my partner like a shot.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:21 am
Nice ideas. A poodle would be cool too.
October 30th, 2009 at 1:00 am
That’s a funny idea. Since you guys like dog humping, here’s a funny video:
YouTube Video
November 6th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I like the rottweiler one. Maybe because I have a little rottie
May 10th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
lol these are cool, I’ve bought some to stash away for christmas
May 16th, 2010 at 1:13 am
And I thought I was cool with the USB wristband. These ought to get someones attention at the coffee shop!!!
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February 10th, 2011 at 3:43 am
i like the first one. so cool!