Desktop Squarepants

Posted by: DT  :  Category: Crazy Funny

With all this craziness still going on about SpongeBob Squarepants, even after 10 years (yes – its really been that long), its almost a duty to show off SpongeBob computer gadgets. Well, for us xx-year old kids anyway. Either because we want to keep up with the real kids and impress them as being hip, or because we want to annoy the heck out of our co-workers. Let’s see what we can fish out of bikini bottom!

Not much of a surprise, we first have the SpongeBob flash drive dangling from the pole (more like a carrying strap ;) ):

SpongeBob Flash Drive with carry strap, rotated and held in hand

Absorbing Data: USB SpongeBob Flash Drive (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

With up to 64GB, this sponge on a stick can soak up a lot of files and definitely wears the pants. It doesn’t wear a cap though as the USB plug is rotative, controlled by a very cool spinning button. And the drive itself can be spun too, so be careful not to get hypnotized.

The SpongBob flash drive is square as it should be and shows either a smiling or laughing face. It can be set with password protection, partitioning and even as a booting disk. An LED on the side indicates whether Squarepants is busy turning data patties or sleeping in his pineapple. And for the fast talker SpongBob is, the higher capacity models can wring out a transfer speed of unreachable-for-Gary-the-Snail 35MB/s. That’s pretty amazing for any USB memory – but hey, Squarepants is known for breaking records (and other things for that matter).

You may also be lucky and find SpongeBob flash drives with custom labels:

Spongebob Squarepants Flash Drives with custom images

More to absorb: Custom SpongeBob Memory Sticks (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

But wait…

…where’s Patrick?

Oh, here he is!

SpongeBob Patrick flash drive with tip off

Unfortunately this Patrick flash drive isn’t distributed and is “only” the ingenious work of gadget hacker Alan Parekh. Barnacles!
Update: There are now SpongeBob Patrick Flash Drives commercially available!

What is being marketed however are various other SpongeBob computer items. Such as…

…digital cameras…

SpongeBob Cameras in various designs

Say Cheese: SpongeBob Camera (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

…SpongeBob mousepads…

SpongeBob Mousepads: Ukulele, Grinning, Patrick with rope, SpongeBob Eyes, SpongeBob pointing, SpongeBob & Patrick in Rock Bottom

Krabby Paddies: SpongeBob Mousepads (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

…with the appropriate mouse…

SpongeBob Mouse in packaging & close up

Navigating the C: SpongeBob Computer Mouse (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

…and of course, PC games:

SpongeBob Computer Games: Battle for Bikini Bottom, Employee of the Month, Nighty Nightmare

Play it cool: SpongeBob Computer Games (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

The biggest catch however is the actual SpongeBob computer:

SpongeBob Computer open & closed

Learning with Fun: SpongeBob Computer (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Actually it’s a learning laptop that teaches words, spelling, maths etc. in a really fun way. Best of all, it features SpongeBob’s real voice. And how’s that for a mouse – a Krabby Patty burger!

However, if you want a “real” SpongeBob computer you can easily make one yourself. All you need is…

…a SpongeBob laptop skin…

SpongeBob Laptop Skins: Smiling, Chasing Jellyfish, Running with Patrick, Running with Newspaper

Colorful & nonporous: SpongeBob Computer Skins (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

…matching keyboard stickers…

SpongeBob Keyboard Stickers with different motifs

Sticking up for Squarepants: SpongeBob Keyboard Letters (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

…or the SpongeBob keyboard itself.

SpongeBob Keyboard with red, yellow & green keys

Nautical Sense: SpongeBob Computer Keyboard (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

And to square it all up you can make it portable with a SpongeBob laptop carry case!

SpongeBob Laptop Carry Case, three types

Put into shipshape: SpongeBob Laptop Carry Cases (@ logox21) or (white logo2)

Say what you will, but with all these cool SpongeBob computer gadgets there is no excuse for a gray and boring office room. So let’s bring on the party and no Squidward or Plankton will be able to spoil it!

…on eBay right now:
[wordbay]usb +(spongebob,sponge bob) -(oval,rectangular)[/wordbay]

Click here for all SpongeBob Computer Gadgets

More fun flash drives:

FoodsHumping DogsHello KittyBones - TreesChainsawsGuitars
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35 Responses to “Desktop Squarepants”

  1. Yoerhey Says:

    Wow! That’s amazing ! Thanks for the precious information. (:

  2. admin @ Gadgets and gifts for men Says:

    My guy actually loves spongebob a lot, and I do want to give him a USB flash drive with a customized Spongebob Squarepants skin. ;D

  3. spongebob Says:

    cool. i love spongebob

  4. Zalman @ Aion CD Key Says:

    Cute and lovely spongebobs. I need one like this for my lovely sister.

  5. lexis chambers Says:

    the spogebob laptops are sooooooo cutie.but it can not out do the hello kitty laptops arnt that right people be real with me lexis chambers.LOL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK.

  6. DT Says:

    you may like the Hello Kitty Flash Drives then. :)

  7. Anna Says:

    I am a huge fan of SpongeBob, I am definitely going to get some of these awesome computer accessories.
    .-= Anna´s last blog post ..If you register your site for free at =-.

  8. Admin @ Spongebob Wall Stickers Says:

    This is all so cute, I wish I have them all. I am an avid fan of Spongebob also, I am so crazy with it.

  9. Admin @ Defragment Computer Says:

    Hehehe nice pics! Who doesn’t love sponge Bob!

  10. miyaka sukunami Says:

    its really cool
    we love spongebobXD

  11. malcolm davidson Says:

    nice, but what im really after is a custom spongebob pc tower case, anyone know where to get one

  12. DT Says:

    you would probably have to get a yellow case computer tower and then customize it yourself. Maybe like this guy here? —> SpongeBob SquarePants Kids Room Design Ideas. Or you could stick lots of sponge on it. :mrgreen:

  13. kirby Says:

    hey i like your spongebob things……especially the laptop…..very nice….can i have that..?

  14. JMontes Says:

    Really cute!
    My daughter is sure gonna like it. :)

    thanks for sharing it.
    .-= JMontes´s last blog post ..How to speed up a slow or sluggish computer =-.

  15. jhacinto @ Fit PC Says:

    Thanks for the post this is cool collectibles,even flash drive conquer the fever of Sponge bob square pants which make it more popular because everybody loves sponge bob and Patrick.

  16. Kristy Says:

    I super love the flash drive and the mouse and the laptop skin :D Hope I could buy like that here. Where can I buy it?

  17. DT Says:

    Hi Kristy,
    just follow the links at the pictures. ;-) Im glad you like them!

  18. niaa Says:

    oh my god ….
    its great fict ,,,,,
    i very love u spongie …

    thanks for information…..

  19. yatie Says:

    spongebob……nice……….i like spongebob…..x_x misx_are-deq

  20. zeryll Says:

    cute items!

  21. mimi-amelia Says:

    hey all the spogebob things are cool but i cant find the laptop bag on ebay or amazon :( x

  22. ella @ Says:

    So cute, i love SpongeBob too.

  23. lil swimmer Says:

    awwwww! they are awesome! i wish i had it all! :)

  24. Anan @ Says:

    I never seen these type of pen drives. I am glad to see these pen drives. Thanks for the article.

  25. Anonymous Says:


  26. blanchee alvarez Says:

    wow . .i like spongebob very much can i have the keyboard and the laptop . .how much ?

  27. DT Says:

    yeah, they’re pretty cool, huh? You have to follow the links on or under the images to get to the sellers and pricing.

  28. Anonymous Says:

    hi where can i purchase one of those Patrick USB drive things? Its awesome!

  29. DT Says:

    Unfortunately that one is not for sale, anonymous. But who knows when a commercial Patrick flash drive hits the market? Just keep checking. :)

  30. Austin West Says:

    i would have to say that i love patrick and spongebob and would enjoy to one day to have a relationship with them! and they will call me sandy;)

  31. Austin West Says:

    spongebob is going to be my husband:)

  32. Alfina Says:

    waaa…. its so amazing!! I like it

  33. Alma bella Says:

    so nice..wish i have one…laptop designed spongebob…:-)

  34. Hanie Says:

    cute bags :P :P :D

  35. Riakhmbau Says:

    I Like Sponggebob

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