Star Wars: The Storage Wakens
With all these new Star Wars Movies out (such as the Trilogy continuing after Episode VI)
it is time to explore the vast space of Star Wars flash drives.
So in a computer not so far away, may the force get stronger…
First we have the Stormtrooper flash drive.
Stick of the Clones: Stormtrooper Flash Drive (@ 
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Marching with high speed they bulk up to 32GB under their armor.
They also come as shock, snow and clone troopers -
and If you’re lucky you’ll even find the oddball black stormtrooper.
Or is that space ball? After all, they piloted the TIE fighters.
What if we unmask the Stormtroopers?
Lurk Skywalker & Hide Solo: Unmasked Stormtrooper Flash Drives (@ ) or ()
Lo and behold, there may be Han Solo or Luke Skywalker underneath!
But let’s change to their normal apparel.
Jedi Powered: Luke Skywalker Flash Drive (@ 
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Well, more or less. Whether he’s in his Hoth, black Jedi or pilot outfit -
the Luke Skywalker flash drive can move your data in the blink of an eye.
And so can Han!
Smuggling Files: Han Solo Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
Unless he’s stuck in that really cool carbonite case.
Maybe Leia can get him out.
Runs on Buns: Princess Leia Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
Yep, there’s even a Princess Leia flash drive disguised as bounty hunter Boushh.
I’d rather go for that skimpy bikini outfit though -
after all, most drives need a slave, right?
Only one thing missing for this gang. Yep, here it is,
gh: Millenium Falcon Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
Cruising with lightning speed, the Millenium Falcon flash drive has room for 16GB. It is Lucasfilm approved and made out of of pewter, a high qualty alloy of tin, copper and antimony.
Wait….is that a moon?
Still a Space Station: Death Star Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
No, it’s a flash drive, you dummy! It’s just in the shape of the Death Star.
You know what the Death Star is, don’t you?
He lives in it and he’s your master.
Disturbance in the Port: Darth Vader Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
Breathing up to 64GB the Darth Vader flash drive comes in rubber, plastic,
as a Mimobot or even a Plushie. Now that’s dark!
And what if we unmask him?
Data, I’m your Father: Anakin Skywalker Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
Pretty gruesome too, huh?
Speaking of gruesome…
Darth Maul wants in (on it) too.
No Phantom Space: Darth Maul Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
Also in rubber or plastic and hauling up to 32GB
the Darth Maul flash drive definitely holds some force in its own right.
But surely he’s no match for this guy.
Backup your Computer wisely you must: Yoda Flash Drive(@ ) or ()
To teleport all your data the Yoda flash drive manifests in many forms.
Contemplating up to 64GB the memory with these ones are strong.
Not as smart but definitely hairier is the Chewbacca flash drive.
Wookie Docking : Chewbacca Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
There’s even a limited edition where Chewbacca carries C3-PO on his back.
Equally hairy but even less smart should be the Wampa flash drive.
Data Blocks of Ice : Wampa Flash Drive (@ ) or ()
But who cares as long as he can crunch the bytes, right?
By the way, the Mimobot drives include charcacter specific wallpapers, icons, screensavers and sounds. Pretty cool I say.
For more Star Wars flash drives stay tuned for Episode II !
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