Did you know that you can turn your USB into a BBQ? You only need the following ingredients.
1) A bacon flash drive.
With a fat content of 2 – 8GB these bacon sticks have a great ability to get to the meat of files. That’s especially useful when you’re computer is hogged down. Unfortunately the flavor is a little rubbery but maybe that’s just telling porkies…
2) A chicken flash drive.
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Next time you’re having a data crisis just wing it with these usby chicken. Or maybe you’d rather like a drumstick?
Believe it or not, you can actually put chicken memory sticks in your pocket and not cause any grease stains. Or have it drip down your pants.
And the last ingredient is…
3) A corn flash drive!
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Yep. What would be a barbecue without this? Modified at 1GB this corn on a stick makes for a nice, obligatory side item. Along with bacon and chicken flash drives there can be no more doubt now that you will be successful in sifting through your data maze. Of course you’re allowed to enhance your barbeque stick-out even further…like with hamburger flash drives or french fries memory sticks.
So what are you’re waiting for? Fire up that USB grill and chomp at the bit without having to lose patience.
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