Drink ‘n’ Drive
or have your messages in a bottle.
But maybe you don’t like your data to fizz out and instead brew it around? Then you should have a beer memory stick.
Unfortunately this is rather a warm one! If you want to add insult to injury you can have it stale too.
I’m sorry if I grossed you out now. But maybe I can make it up with something more distinguished. So how about a good bottle of wine flash drive?
or in Bulk (@)
As you can see, there’s a USB drink for every thirst and need. If yours is small you can have your memory stick bottle filled with 1GB or if its great, with 8GB. One thing you have to consider though is that unlike real ones, these bottles either open at the bottom or at the top with the whole bottleneck. That way the USB interface is revealed and you can spill all your data without a worry.
However, if you don’t want to pass on the traditional lid you can simply add a cork stopper.
Or a bottle lid.
As these have a capacity of up to 16GB you can be assured that there will be no bottlenecks in your storage. But if too much pressure should build up and thus have a hard time removing the cap or cork you may have to add yet another memory stick.
The USB bottle opener!
Not only could you get a grip on that sticky USB cap but you could actually open a real bottle with it. So while you let your data flow into the port you can also pour one down your throat. And how convenient that you can save yourself the trip to the bar and still share a drink with your best bud. After all, that’s what your computer is, isn’t he? Chances are he knows all of your personality, from your facebook account to your credit card number. And he listens to all your joys and sorrows from your emails. Maybe he even knows some of your most intimate secrets. But does he ever get annoyed or judgemental? Does he ever argue with you? No, he just sits there patiently at your service, fulfilling all your needs. Now let’s drink to such a good friend!
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