Halloween Rotation: October 8, 2011
Vroom! Vroom! From the cutting edge of entertainment technology, here’s the chainsaw flash drive.
Initially released with the recent Asian limited edition of Resident Evil 5, it now is available as a single item. In case you’re among the ignorant alive, Resident Evil is a computer game series where you slay zombies and they slay you. With chainsaws. Hence this memory stick.
Fueled with 2GB, the actual chainsaw flash drive is in the blood stained blade and can be stored in the equally blood stained engine. Although ideal to store saved games from Resident Evil, one can pretty much saw any file logs or byte blocks. Maybe you can even raise your computer from the dead and put back some order to an unholy data massacre. I’m sure especially Voodo PCs and equpiment will appreciate this zombie themed memory stick.
Making Of Resident Evil 5 DVD + Chainsaw Flash Drive (@ )
So presenting no bio-hazard, we see this USB chainsaw turning into a Resident Data Retrieval. If it’s still too gory for you though there’s also some harmless looking drives available, customized with Resident Evil images.
Now I’m just wondering when we will see an actual zombie flash drive released. Maybe one where you can take off the head or an arm to reveal the USB connector. Oh well, maybe with Resident Evil 6.
In the meantime…
…these Animated Zombies…
…or these Garden Zombies…
…will have to do. I’m sure either one of these make for a nice finding in your backyard instead of some lame easter eggs. Wouldn’t you say?
Well, I leave you with a few zombie rhymes.
You know, like “What do zombies eat? BRAAAAAAAAINS.”
But let’s make them computer specific, OK?
“What motherboard do zombies prefer? MAAAAAAAAIN.”
“Which web design do they like the most? HTML FRAAAAAAAAMES.”
“Whats a zombies’s favorite data arrangement? ARAAAAAAAAY.”
“What do they like to do on PCs? PLAAAAAAAAY GAAAAAAAAMES.”
(Especially Resident Evil)
Ok, let’s hear your own!
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