USB Humping Dog Flash Drive|Humping Dog Memory Stick

April 11, 2009

Humping Around

Posted by: DT : Category: Crazy Funny

Like they say, dogs stick with you no matter what.
And they’re also known to shag a lot. Humping dog flash drives for instance have an affinity for computers.

Quite shaggy: USB Humping Beagle (@ )

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They don’t make great watchdogs but they make great dogs to be watched. Because when you plug them in they actually do…well, the moving. And luckily for your computer it doesn’t have to be in one boring position only – because humping dog memory sticks are quite flexible.

So if your machine likes it fast – how about a Husky?

USB Humping Husky (@ )

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No? Well, maybe your laptop actually likes it spotty.
Then why don’t you go for the Dalmatian flash drive?

USB Humping Dalmatian (@ )

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Here you can see him in action:

Video by kyuseon (Kudos!)

Ah I see, you’re computer is more the exotic type. Then maybe a Shiba would do?

USB Humping Shiba (@ )

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Ohhhh, that’s all not rough enough? Well, there’s also Rottweilers and Dobermans!

USB Humping Rottweiler & Doberman (@ )

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If you can’t decide at all, how about all of them. There certainly wouldn’t be any complaint about monotony then or would there? One could actually set up a competition to see which breed sticks it out the longest. (*ahem*)

Unfortunately or fortunately, USB humping dogs don’t actually engage in data procreation because they have no memory inside. So they’re only for shags ‘n’ giggles. But you know how quickly that can get out of hand, right? So when setting these jolly flash drives free it may be a good idea to put a warning sign at the front of your workplace or house: Beware of the dog!